The moon Mailbox Chimney Antenna Lights The rack Front door Security camera The gate

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A small house with a lot of blinking lights.

Current status

  • LightsOn. Somebody's home.
  • BackupsNightly, and pleasantly boring.
  • FirewallGrumpy, as designed.
  • PowerOne very patient battery on standby.
  • CoffeeCritically low. Ticket opened.
-60mall quietnow
No incidents. Suspicious.

Front porch terminal

Evil Spork, a chrome figure raising a giant spork ON DUTY

Tonight's night watch

Evil Spork

Head of Perimeter Security · est. 1979

Half spoon, half fork, all menace. Entirely unimpressed by your port scan.

intruders repelled: …bad passwords laughed at: …coffees confiscated: …squirrels deterred: …times blinked: 0soup served: 0mood: …days off: none requested
01 / local-first

Home-grown

Everything here runs on hardware down the hall. No cloud landlord, no rent due.

02 / read-only

Look, don't touch

Changes happen one at a time, on purpose, with a plan and a way back.

03 / written down

Documented

If it was fixed twice, it got a runbook. If it broke at 2 a.m., it got two.